jaclcfrost:

the age to stop trick-or-treating

• there is no age to stop trick-or-treating
• never stop because of your age
• you go
• you have fun
• you dress up
• you get that candy

kekkes:

Someone left this on the table I went to go eat at so I took it and true

motoasfuck:

thiinka:

damianwaynesboots:

A police officer was killed this week here in Arizona. Today is his daughter’s kindergarten graduation, and because he couldn’t be there, the rest of the force showed up to represent him.

richard-sp8-jr:

in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her

bonkattemptstodraw:

all the cool kids were drawing these and i wanted to be a cool kid too

i’m still not a cool kid

The Original Broadway Cast of Disney’s The Lion King

Mufasa :: Sarabi :: Young Nala and Simba :: Simba :: Nala:: Rafiki :: Pumba and Timon :: Zazu :: Scar :: The Hyenas (Ed, Shenzi, and Banzai)

mamakarkat:

mamakarkat:

lil-hal:

my brother tried to hit me with his sword today i just kind of grabbed it and snapped it in two and then he started crying

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

hetakiosk:

tawnyshine:

cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it 

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan

YAHOOLIGAN

don’t lie you know you were waiting for someone to do this

i think u mean

beyoncesasshole:

alwayslookagain:

Cookie Dough Ice Cream Pizza

This post made me feel sensations I’ve never felt before

benchinko:

i like to think that it gets scared when seeing ground things

just look at it

oohtheyhavenibbles:

bonesbuckleup:

So today I learned that Eucalyptus leaves have this chemical in them and when koalas eat the leaves the chemical makes them drunk but since koalas only eat Eucalyptus leaves they basically go through their entire lives perpetually smashed.

senorpacman:

Introducing: Zoey

cats-because-cats:

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By Andrew Chestworth